My friend asked me to tell him a story today. This is what came out.
well... once upon a time, there was a little girl, and she dreamed of becoming a ballerina
or maybe a firewoman even
she went to a lovely school and learned lovely things
she had an uncanny talent for knowing how many licks it really took to get to the center of a tootsie pop
one midsummers eve when she was more grown up, she was jumping in puddles after a quiet rain storm
with her polka dot boots and green raincoat.
she jumped into an especially large puddle and started giggling uncontrollably.
so then, a dashing young man who had been sitting nearby enjoying the smell of the fresh rain got curious and peeked around a pillar and saw the young girl
he was instantly struck by her beauty and fell in love with her giggle
while she wasn't looking he went and jumped in another epsecially large puddle and it splashed all over the young woman
and, to make a long story short, they lived happily ever after.
Clever, I know.
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