You're alright, but I'm here darlin' to enjoy the party.

Today I got to do one of my favorite things, and also one of my least favorite.

One of my favorite things in the world? Opening a new deoderant. Weird? Yes. But I love it.

One of my least favorite things in the world? Opening a new toothbrush. I just... don't like it at all.

I just get used to the comfortable feel of the soft bristles on my teeth, the familiar feel of the brush in my hand, the clean, fresh feeling it gives me after every session.

I just don't like opening a new one. Why?

So, old toothbrush, it's time to retire. I might have held onto it a little too long... half the bristles are gone, all of the tongue brushing stuff is rubbed off, and it's not looking very... strong and stable anymore.

Don't worry, I've already had a million people tell me it's gross and unacceptable. I just had a hard time letting go. But it's done. Goodbye pink, helloooooooooooo blue.