How high does a sycamore grow?

I find myself asking a lot of questions similar to this around finals time. Why? Because they are of absolutely no purpose. And sometimes I feel like I'm filling my life with wayyyy too much purpose and so sometimes no purpose things are necessary. So here is a list of very unimportant questions that I have brainstormed to keep my sanity studying for finals.

1. How high does a sycamore grow?
2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
3. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
4. Why is chili called chili if it is warm?
5. When do doctors and lawyers really do their jobs, since they always "practice"?
6. Why do we have high school but no low school?
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
8. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk?
9. Why do feet smell and noses run?
10. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
11. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
12. If there is a smoking section in a restaurant, isn't it only fair to have a peeing section in a pool?
13. What hair color is put on bald people's licenses?
14. If you're fat, can you go skinny-dipping?
15. Did curiousity really kill the cat?

Oh, did I mention I have seriously contemplated each of these questions? Yeah, I have.
Food for thought, darlin'.

In like a lion, out like a lamb.

Oh the things March brings...

More scavenger hunts!

Strange, strange things.Couple obsession.Minus us of course.Climbing trees!Sunshine!St. Georgy :)Unexpected happenings.Slight loneliness.Late night study parties.Tie Dye!Naps are a necessity.Rebellion.Oh yeahhhhhhShawn is my long lost twin?HARRY KRISHNA!!Get colorful!

Crazy, I was crazy once.

It's official. I'm going crazy. Wild. Cuckoo. Of my rocker. Mad. Goodbye.

Decisions, decisions.

Approximately 2 weeks ago, Kylie threatened me. She took my white tights and threatened to burn them. I graciously, well more reluctantly, agreed to her savage requests and vowed that I, in turn, would become more sophisticated. And I have been. Proof: March 12th, 2010.

1. Woke up at 7 a.m.
2. Showered and got ready.
3. Went to all classes.
4. Had an intelligent conversation with my french professor.
5. Took a test, prior to which I studied very hard.
6. Did homework, on a friday.
7. Made some delectable food.
8. Did my own dishes.
9. Made my bed.
10. Did all my laundry.
11. Read my scriptures.
12. Watched an inspirational movie
13. Got some exercise by intense around the world.
14. Chatted with some old friends.
15. Pretty sophisticated, huh?

March Madness.

132 days of bliss, carefree days, a bond - a fond attachment has formed.
132 days of ridicule from others, constant nagging and disgust.
We didn't care what others thought, it was just us.
But we had set a time for our parting, and it has finally come.
Goodbye leg hair. Farewell until we meet again.

I thought you were my fairytale...

February has brought some interesting things into my life.

1. Bipolar weather! Yay Utah!
2. Bonding time with Ky :)
3. Dancing the month away!
4. Goofing off.5. Scavenger hunts!
6. Love.
7. Adventure!8. Surprises!Overall, great month.

There are certain people you just keep coming back to...

My friend asked me to tell him a story today. This is what came out.

well... once upon a time, there was a little girl, and she dreamed of becoming a ballerina

or maybe a firewoman even

she went to a lovely school and learned lovely things

she had an uncanny talent for knowing how many licks it really took to get to the center of a tootsie pop

one midsummers eve when she was more grown up, she was jumping in puddles after a quiet rain storm

with her polka dot boots and green raincoat.

she jumped into an especially large puddle and started giggling uncontrollably.

so then, a dashing young man who had been sitting nearby enjoying the smell of the fresh rain got curious and peeked around a pillar and saw the young girl

he was instantly struck by her beauty and fell in love with her giggle

while she wasn't looking he went and jumped in another epsecially large puddle and it splashed all over the young woman

and, to make a long story short, they lived happily ever after.

Clever, I know.